Welcome to Paradoxical Oxymoron

I finally did it. I succumbed to constant requests by friends to create a blog. I'm stepping out of the norm to do something completely against my way of life; I'm doing something popular... However, I will always refuse to create a MySpace, as they are for emos. Any comments by people to create a CrySpace (Nick, I'm looking at you) will result in severe repercussions.

Anyways, moving on, welcome all to Paradoxical Oxymoron. I'm hoping to use this site as my last bastion of sanity, and to pour my entire heart, soul and feelings into text that can be accessed by all kinds of anonymous wierdos on the internet, laying bare all my secrets and desires..... or not.

"Conventions are for those too weak-minded to think for themselves" - Me

I'll be posting random stuff here, whatever whim takes me when I'm on the internet. Links to funny sites, stuff made on Photoshop by your's truly, good YouTube clips, complaints about Safeway customers (I have lots) and all that crap. Hell, maybe even the odd emo's CrySpace, so that everyone can visit and laugh at their pathetic attempts to gain the attention of the populace.
Want to be known? Don't sit at Flinder's Street Station all day. Go out, get a job, buy a sniper rifle/chainsaw/katana and march into Parliament. You'll become (in)famous, and possibly even take out John Howard. Two birds with one stone!

That's all for now, I'll be back tomorrow to make my first official non-welcome post. Till then, have fun and don't do anything I would do.